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ZeroYen
Posts : 56
Join date : 2010-02-27
Age : 34
 |  Subject: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo....  Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:08 pm | |
| "insert witty story here" In place of my usual witty banter, here's my face when I saw I didn't get into the sc2 beta  | |
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Thayli
Posts : 37
Join date : 2010-02-27
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:42 pm | |
| My Face When I didnt get one either:  | |
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Deets
Posts : 36
Join date : 2010-02-27
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:04 pm | |
| Yea I was like all  when I didn't get mine | |
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Tomx
Posts : 6
Join date : 2010-02-27
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:30 am | |
| This was my face when I diden't get into the beta  | |
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GodFather-san
Admin
Posts : 26
Join date : 2010-02-27
Age : 37
Location : Hinamizawa Shrine
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:15 am | |
| Here's my reaction to join in with the fun!  | |
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Rated[R]
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Posts : 55
Join date : 2010-02-27
Age : 41
Location : The Netherlands
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:41 pm | |
| And here's my reaction  I was almost crying out loud  Anyways welcome Lump. Take care [R] | |
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ZeroYen
Posts : 56
Join date : 2010-02-27
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:47 pm | |
| You guys don't wanna know what I would have done to get into the beta | |
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Deets
Posts : 36
Join date : 2010-02-27
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:04 pm | |
| - TheLump wrote:
- You guys don't wanna know what I would have done to get into the beta
BJs outside of TGI Fridays? | |
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ZeroYen
Posts : 56
Join date : 2010-02-27
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:33 pm | |
| I really want to say something extreme and grotesque to the point of being in extremely bad taste.... but I wont | |
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Thayli
Posts : 37
Join date : 2010-02-27
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:52 pm | |
| - TheLump wrote:
- I really want to say something extreme and grotesque to the point of being in extremely bad taste.... but I wont
You disappoint me limp. | |
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ZeroYen
Posts : 56
Join date : 2010-02-27
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:35 am | |
| You really want me to? Fine, I gave fair warning
Hows that for extreme? Now whether or not I'd go that far.... that's another story entirely
Removed- Too grim | |
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Rated[R]
Posts : 55
Join date : 2010-02-27
Age : 41
Location : The Netherlands
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:19 am | |
| - TheLump wrote:
- You really want me to? Fine, I gave fair warning
Hows that for extreme? Now whether or not I'd go that far.... that's another story entirely
Removed- Too grim I'm dying to know what "To grim" was, pm me plz [R] | |
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Deathbringer
Posts : 20
Join date : 2010-02-28
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:20 am | |
| - Rated[R] wrote:
- TheLump wrote:
- You really want me to? Fine, I gave fair warning
Hows that for extreme? Now whether or not I'd go that far.... that's another story entirely
Removed- Too grim
I'm dying to know what "To grim" was, pm me plz
[R] It might have included several shota's | |
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ZeroYen
Posts : 56
Join date : 2010-02-27
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:48 am | |
| I still have it.... I guess I'll just put it in spoiler tags. - Spoiler:
I would abduct a baby and force the mother do certain, extreme things. I would start by making her abduct a similar, but slightly older child, one which could talk coherently and with a vocab larger than baby words, say 4 or 5. This is to make sure they have an "adequate" vocabulary for what is to come. I would have them bring them to an abandoned area, such as a warehouse. Once there, I would have them savagely beat the child to the brink of consciousness; Following that, they would nurse them back to health, then once a week cut off one of their limbs and eat it, that and water being their only sustenance. Once the kid was just a torso and head, I'd have them gut and eat the organs of said kid then make socks out of the skin for their kid. If at any time they refuse to obey or try to escape with their child, I would send a piece of their child, bigger each to, to them in a small box. I.e. a finger then a hand then an arm then a leg; Whatever. Then any only then would I allow them to have the child back, as I walk away through the darkness, whistling while grasping my shiny new sc2 beta key in my hand.
Rereading it the morning after, not really my best work | |
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Rated[R]
Posts : 55
Join date : 2010-02-27
Age : 41
Location : The Netherlands
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:55 am | |
| - TheLump wrote:
- I still have it.... I guess I'll just put it in spoiler tags.
- Spoiler:
I would abduct a baby and force the mother do certain, extreme things. I would start by making her abduct a similar, but slightly older child, one which could talk coherently and with a vocab larger than baby words, say 4 or 5. This is to make sure they have an "adequate" vocabulary for what is to come. I would have them bring them to an abandoned area, such as a warehouse. Once there, I would have them savagely beat the child to the brink of consciousness; Following that, they would nurse them back to health, then once a week cut off one of their limbs and eat it, that and water being their only sustenance. Once the kid was just a torso and head, I'd have them gut and eat the organs of said kid then make socks out of the skin for their kid. If at any time they refuse to obey or try to escape with their child, I would send a piece of their child, bigger each to, to them in a small box. I.e. a finger then a hand then an arm then a leg; Whatever. Then any only then would I allow them to have the child back, as I walk away through the darkness, whistling while grasping my shiny new sc2 beta key in my hand.
Rereading it the morning after, not really my best work rofl.... You would go far little demon  [R] | |
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ZeroYen
Posts : 56
Join date : 2010-02-27
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: So I heard a funny story from this one legged hobo.... Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:59 am | |
| - Rated[R] wrote:
- TheLump wrote:
- I still have it.... I guess I'll just put it in spoiler tags.
- Spoiler:
I would abduct a baby and force the mother do certain, extreme things. I would start by making her abduct a similar, but slightly older child, one which could talk coherently and with a vocab larger than baby words, say 4 or 5. This is to make sure they have an "adequate" vocabulary for what is to come. I would have them bring them to an abandoned area, such as a warehouse. Once there, I would have them savagely beat the child to the brink of consciousness; Following that, they would nurse them back to health, then once a week cut off one of their limbs and eat it, that and water being their only sustenance. Once the kid was just a torso and head, I'd have them gut and eat the organs of said kid then make socks out of the skin for their kid. If at any time they refuse to obey or try to escape with their child, I would send a piece of their child, bigger each to, to them in a small box. I.e. a finger then a hand then an arm then a leg; Whatever. Then any only then would I allow them to have the child back, as I walk away through the darkness, whistling while grasping my shiny new sc2 beta key in my hand.
Rereading it the morning after, not really my best work
rofl.... You would go far little demon
[R] Once you go that far its not really that hard to make it worse. Its just a matter of using past experiences on the internet and slasher movies to find what fits and what doesn't. Give an hour, I'm sure I could come up with something much, much worse | |
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